fuck you
fixed it for u <3
horse divorce
breakup songs are so lame now sorry i feel like every charting breakup song you hear these days is like waah you left me but whatever you sucked anyway and im way too hot for you and too cool. why cant anyone be miserable anymore. no more im killing myself because you left music on the radios?!?!
tortured poets department is right there
it’s not good sorry
Anonymous asked:
would you consider yourself an intelligent and sensitive pervert?
i’ve been saving this in my inbox for months because i don’t feel like i have the words to match this. it’s a shameful breach of my humility to answer yes, yes i do consider myself an intelligent and sensitive pervert. i love how you worded that. this is like a therapist’s screening question.
i hate to admit this but i think if i were in a bad mood and spongebob were around i wouldnt be able to navigate that situation with the patience or grace it demands. and i worry he would blame himself
im no better than squidward
I really genuinely believe with my whole heart pussy and soul that he and Sevika met when she hit on him thinking he was a lesbian
I think of that pic of Colin Farrell in costume as Alexander the Great lying on the ground covered in blood with an arrow protruding from his chest and smoking a cigarette all the time.
me when I
a lot of life can be persevered thru by secretly playing pretend in your mind the whole time
I am afflicted by Nuance. I fear it may be terminal. well okay, not necessarily “terminal” per se, but
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